Russell T Davies has been quoted as saying that the Torchwood that returns next season may not be the one people are expecting to see… But is that because John Barrowman may be jumping ship to star in Desperate Housewives? Digital Spy is reporting that Barrowman told Radio 1 listeners in the UK that he’s in talks to join the cast of ABC’s once-popular soap opera, apparently saying,

I’m off to Los Angeles on Sunday again. I probably shouldn’t say this but I’ve got a meeting with the execs of Desperate Housewives. Can you believe it – I’m going to be a Desperate Housewife!

Geez, is the world ending? Can Torchwood survive, without John Barrowman? We’ll find out soon….