Well, consider this a pass it on moment…

I am cleaning up my computer, and found a post from Jeanne Hedge, that I saved from alt.fan.bgcrisis…(Of course, Jeanne mentions that there’s no attributions for this post, but the original was from February 24, 1996…)

Here is a tabulation of the destruction done in the Original BubbleGum Crisis 2032/2033 OVA’s…

   BUBBLEGUM CRISIS SCOREBOARD

  1. Number of ADP helicopters trashed: 10
          Tinsel City 4
          Blow-Up 2
          Revenge Road 2
          Red Eyes 2
          Scoop Chase 2

  2. Number of times Priss gives Leon the brush-off: 6
          Tinsel City 2
          Born to Kill 2
          Blow-Up 2 (including refusing his hand)

  3. Number of times the girls take the piss out of Nene: 2
          Revenge Road 1
          Scoop Chase 1

  4. Number of boomers wasted by the Knight Sabers: 27
          Tinsel City 6
          Born to Kill 4
          Blow-Up 3
          Moonlight Rambler 1 (Sylvie)
          Red Eyes 3 1/2 (Largo a joint effort with Leon)
          Double Vision 1/2 (joint effort with Reika and Kou)
          Scoop Chase 9

  5. Number of boomers wasted by the ADP: 2 1/2
          Tinsel City 1 (by Leon)
          Blow-Up 1
          Red Eyes 1/2 (Largo a joint effort with the Knight Sabers)

  6. Number of motoroids totalled: 3
          Tinsel City 1
          Moonlight Rambler 1
          Red Eyes 1
          (all Priss')

  7. Number of times Priss gets nicked for speeding: 2
          Blow-Up 1
          Scoop Chase 1

  8. Number of times Linna moans about money: 5
          Tinsel City 1
          Born to Kill 2
          Revenge Road 2

  9. Number of times Sylia laughs: 4
          Revenge Road 2
          Scoop Chase 2

 10. Number of gratuitous maniacal laughs by villains: 3
          Revenge Road 1
          Red Eyes 1
          Scoop Chase 1

 11. Number of times the girls look realistically knackered after a fight: 1
          Red Eyes 1

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    BREAKING THE RULES

     The Knight Sabers, according to info translated from B-Club, have
     eleven rules of conduct. Let's see how often they break them...

  1. Do not divulge any information concerning this organisation.
     Well, people do work out the identities of certain members
          Mason in Blow-Up
          Sylvie in Moonlight Rambler
          Leon, Anri and Largo in Red Eyes
          Reika in Double Vision
          Lisa in Scoop Chase
     But nobody actually *gives* anything away.

  2. Do not act upon a personal grudge.
     Given half a chance, Priss would in several episodes, but the
     others always join her in the end. Luckily, considering Rule 11.

  3. Do act upon the mutual consent of all members.
     Priss, clear your desk. (Red Eyes)

  4. Do not secede from this organisation.
       Naughty, naughty Priss-chan!
          Red Eyes (she rejoins later)

  5. Members are personally responsible for any damage done to the
     organisation's equipment unless that damage was unavoidable.
     Priss is going to have to do a *lot* of concerts to pay for her
     hardsuit and motoroid...
          Red Eyes

  6. Do not divulge any information regarding our clients.  Fair enough.

  7. Do not gather information on your own. The task of intelligence
     gathering is to be distributed evenly among all the members.
     Sounds good to me.
          In Tinsel City, Priss is doing what she was told (until
          she's chased by boomers without her hardsuit, then she's
          surviving)

  8. Do keep in contact with all the other members regularly.
     Priss, Linna and even Sylia are in for a spanking.
          Scoop Chase

  9. The members do not know each other outside of this organisation.
     You're all fired!
          Born to Kill
          Blow-Up
          Revenge Road
          Moonlight Rambler
          Double Vision

 10. Do not get involved with a man.
     No wonder some people think they might be lesbians.
     Linna, time to go learn about the birds and the bees again.
          Revenge Road
          Moonlight Rambler

 11. The penalty for violating any of the ten regulations listed above
       is death. Fortunately, Sylia is forgiving and understanding of the circumstances.